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Checks For Gun Buyers

Earlier this month, a new system of instant FBI background checks on gun buyers went into effect. The system, which takes the place of a five-day waiting period, is being challenged in court by the NRA as an invasion of privacy. What do you think?

Dave Roof • Groundskeeper

“I think the new instant checks are great. Last March, I had to wait almost an entire week before I could open fire on that busload of kids.”

Dave Roof • Groundskeeper

Keith Krausse • Salesman

“I’m in favor of a waiting period. Waiting just makes it all the more special when you finally give the bitch what she’s got coming.”

Keith Krausse • Salesman

Benjamin Chavarria • Custodian

“As long as they don’t start requiring background checks for meat-cleaver purchases, I should be fine.”

Benjamin Chavarria • Custodian

Jordan Stock • Commercial Pilot

“God, guts and guns are what made America great.

Jordan Stock • Commercial Pilot

Anne Hershberger • Systems Analyst

“They should make gun buyers sign a waiver that says, ’I promise only to use this gun on bunnies.’”

Anne Hershberger • Systems Analyst

Ellen Gosger • Cab Driver

“I find that shooting people is an excellent alternative to letting them run a background check on me.”

Ellen Gosger • Cab Driver