Outraged over Serb atrocities against Kosovo’s ethnic Albanians, NATO has issued an ultimatum to Serb leader Slobodan Milosevic, threatening air strikes if his aggression does not end. What do you think?
“I’m not too sure of the specifics of the Kosovo situation, but it sounds like we should probably drop bombs on somebody.”
Russell Perry • Landscaper
“Those ethnic types tend to be pretty filthy, so I don’t see what’s so bad about cleansing them.”
Jennifer D’Acquisto • Ornithologist
“I don’t blame the Serbs. I once lived next door to some ethnic Albanians, and I fucking hated those guys.”
Todd Almon • Student
“Slobodan Milosevic? Didn’t he used to play for the Trail Blazers?”
Douglas Mura, • Architect
“All of this escalating violence could easily be stopped if someone would just travel to Sarajevo and assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand.”
Annette Shirley, • Systems Analyst
“I’m sorry, but I can’t be bothered with all this foreign mumbo-jumbo right now–our president may have received as many as nine secret blow jobs.”
Duane Bevacqua • Bartender
