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75% Of Breast Milk Bought Online Contaminated

A study found that three quarters of human breast milk samples purchased from the online site Only the Breast, an exchange service for mothers, were contaminated with levels of bacteria that could sicken a child, including salmonella and traces of feces. What do you think?

Morris Rivera • Legislative Aide

“What about the regular kind you get at bodegas?”

Morris Rivera • Legislative Aide

Juliana Boyd • Fraud Investigator

“It’s very important to wash the breasts after preparing other foods on them, or using them to wipe the countertop.”

Juliana Boyd • Fraud Investigator

Taylor Klieman • Hay Farmer

“They’d better get things straightened out by Cyber Monday.”

Taylor Klieman • Hay Farmer




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