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3 Rescued From Deserted Island After Spelling Out ‘Help’ On Beach

Three men who were stranded on an uninhabited island for over a week were rescued after spelling out “help” on the beach using palm leaves, helping the U.S. Coast Guard to spot them. What do you think?

Ben Robins, Product Photographer

“Real men would have stayed and built a colony.” 

Ben Robins, Product Photographer

Ron Cherniak, Condiment Organizer

“They always rescue the literate people first.”

Ron Cherniak, Condiment Organizer

Nydia Gurbush, Excavation Hobbyist

“Now they’ll never get to eat each other.”

Nydia Gurbush, Excavation Hobbyist




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