A 29-year-old woman has been arrested after allegedly using a forged birth certificate to enroll at a local high school, attending classes for four days before staff found out her age. What do you think?
“No way she fakes her way into a good college now.”
Elijah Felker, Salt Expert
“Yeah, it’s hard to make friends as an adult.”
Bo Hammerman, Yurt Evaluator
“Anti-intellectualism at its finest.”
Trish Peltier, Pool Drainer
