2,300 Pounds Of Meth Found Hidden In Celery

Federal agents discovered more than 2,300 pounds of methamphetamines concealed using celery in a truck at a farmers market outside Atlanta, in what the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration called one of the largest seizures of its kind. What do you think?

“Ew, I hate when my foods touch.”

Ivan Thorp, Circus Groomer

“You try getting my kids to eat celery on its own.”

Dave Paulus, Code Reader

“Idiots, the celery is the first place they look.”

Paulette McDowell, Decryption Specialist