According to a study from the UCLA, zero percent of children who were raised by a lesbian couple reported being victims of physical or sexual abuse. What do you think?
“Give me a second—I’m sure I can figure out how a little bit of child abuse is all part of God’s plan.”
Susie Washam • Systems Analyst
“Yeah, but 100 percent of those kids’ parents are total lesbians.”
Kevin Bradford • Meat inspector
“Based on my knowledge, they probably don’t have much time to interact with their children at all given that they’re always slowly taking off each other’s matching cheerleader uniforms or playfully sudsing one another up.”
Kevin Sims • Interline Clerk
