Don’t worry: They’re not laughing at your repeated and costly failures. They’re laughing with your repeated and costly failures.
It’s not so much your intimacy issues, or even your commitment issues that will stand in your way. It’s your Uncanny X-men issues.
You’ll lose your oldest and dearest friend to smoking this week, shortly after running out of cigarettes.
Life has a way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it, which isn’t surprising, considering what a complete jerk life can be.
You look handsome and dashing in your brand new suit. Now, if only a close friend or relative would die, you’d be all set.
There’s nothing harder in the world than losing a child, especially when wagering with a full house.
You’d pretty much kill for the chance to start things over again, which come to think of it, is how you got yourself into this mess to begin with.
It will be born with ten perfect little fingers and ten perfect little toes, much to the horror of everyone at the reptile breeding center.
Most women are attracted to power and status, but then the stars don’t need to tell you that, Mr. General Manager of the Court Street Baskin-Robbins.
Just when things seem to be going your way, the baboons will suddenly and violently wake up.
Remember: Love is more than just feelings of infatuation and attraction and lust. Usually, there’s a few feet of rope also involved.
The presence of Jupiter in your fourth house indicates newfound personal maturity. The presence of empty pizza boxes in your first apartment, however, suggests otherwise.
