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Writers Guild Of America Prepares To Strike

After negotiations stalled on a $178 million annual contract, the Writers Guild of America has announced plans to strike if no deal is reached by May 1. What do you think?

Steve Maier • Systems Analyst

“Please don’t. I really can’t pay attention to the world right now.”

Steve Maier • Systems Analyst

Cory Hooks • Assistant Homemaker

“I’ll cross picket lines if someone will produce this screenplay about my roommates and I hanging out.”

Cory Hooks • Assistant Homemaker

Carrie Willen • Unemployed

“A fast-approaching deadline with hundreds of millions of dollars on the line? Could they be any more derivative?”

Carrie Willen • Unemployed




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