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World’s First Living Robots Can Now Reproduce, Say Scientists

Scientists who created xenobots, the world’s first living robots assembled from heart and skin stem cells belonging to the African clawed frog, say the life forms are now “the first-ever, self-replicating living robots.” What do you think?

Celeste DiPenta, Retired Consigliere

“God mus

Celeste DiPenta, Retired Consigliere

Lou Terrones, Freelance Mascot

“Yeah, I made a big deal out of my first kid too.”

Lou Terrones, Freelance Mascot

Xander Sorokoff, Confessional Booth Attendant

“Personally, I find it unethical to bring children into this world.”

Xander Sorokoff, Confessional Booth Attendant




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