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World Facing Global Wine Shortage

Global demand for wine outstripped supply by 300 million cases last year due to rising per capita consumption, unfavorable weather, and fewer vineyards, with researchers predicting that the shortfalls in supply will only grow larger in the future. What do you think?

Gabe Grimes • Embalmer

“Things will go back to normal once all the buzz around

Gabe Grimes • Embalmer

Judy Salazar • Boxcar Coupler

“That’s okay. I started dealing with my problems anyway.”

Judy Salazar • Boxcar Coupler

Wade King • Ichthyologist

“What about that XXX stuff I see cartoon characters drinking? Is that still in good supply?”

Wade King • Ichthyologist




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