American workplace productivity is slumping, resulting in inflation fears. What is the cause of the productivity dip?
Fantasy baseball teams can’t manage themselves
Personal vendetta against Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke
Nationwide crippling fear of success
Recent hiring of 86.8 million lazy fuckoffs
Proliferation of bulleted satirical online office humor
Post-lunch realization that life is nothing more than the inevitable march toward death
Muffins in the break room
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