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Workers Repairing Notre Dame Discover Ancient Tombs

Archaeologists working on Paris’ Notre Dame cathedral following its devastating fire in 2019 discovered several tombs under the floor of the famous church that likely date back to the 14th century. What do you think?

Mason Seratta, Pastry Engineer

“Wow, what are the

Mason Seratta, Pastry Engineer

Andrea Hale, Romance Speculator

“I’d love to be exhumed in Paris.”

Andrea Hale, Romance Speculator

Herb Palmisciano, Unemployed

“I had no idea they had corpses in the 14th century.”

Herb Palmisciano, Unemployed




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