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‘Wonder Woman’ Sets Box Office Record

DC’s “Wonder Woman” took in $100.5 million during its opening weekend, making it the highest-grossing domestic debut of all time for a female director. What do you think?

Vanessa Powell • Aluminum Exporter

“As a woman, it’s so gratifying to finally be recognized as a demographic worth targeting.”

Vanessa Powell • Aluminum Exporter

Jeff DiCicco • Tire Vulcanizer

“This proves that a strong, independent woman can shit out any commercial tripe a man can.”

Jeff DiCicco • Tire Vulcanizer

Ryan Michener • Systems Analyst

“Hollywood can no longer deny that blockbusters make money.”

Ryan Michener • Systems Analyst




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