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Woman Fined For Truck Nutz

Facing a $445 fine, a South Carolina woman will go to trial to let a jury determine whether the fake oversized testicles hanging off the back of her truck are obscene. What do you think?

Ted Scuffleton • Systems Analyst

“This ruling will have broad implications for the entire automotive genital-accessory industry.”

Ted Scuffleton • Systems Analyst

Lacey Cadeau • Lacing-String Cutter

“I’m not sure using the ’contemporary community standards’ test to determine indecency will help the state’s case. At this point, the whole country pretty much associates fake-testicle car ornaments with South Carolina.”

Lacey Cadeau • Lacing-String Cutter

Jarred Gordon • Pulp Bleacher

“I really hope they make this into a major motion picture. We haven’t given Kathy Bates something to sink her teeth into for a while.”

Jarred Gordon • Pulp Bleacher




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