Wolf Pack Fails To Raise Orphaned Infant

GRAND MARAIS, MN—A pack of timberwolves failed to adopt and raise a human infant abandoned in Pat Bayle State Forest, local rangers reported Monday. “We found the baby starving and near-death in a part of the park with a substantial wolf population,” ranger Warren Olafson said. “You’d think one of the wolves would lovingly pick up the child by the nape of the neck and bring it back to the woods to raise it like one of her own, but I guess it just didn’t happen that way.” Any parents missing an infant are advised to check near the cluster of downed maples midway up the eastern canoe portage.