Former New Mexico governor and Libertarian Party presidential candidate Gary Johnson is gaining some traction in the polls as an alternative to the two major-party nominees. Here’s what you need to know about Johnson:
Birthplace
Aleppo, Syria
Marital Status
Independent
Personal History
Lost both parents to government oversight at the age of 8
Beliefs
Things you adamantly agree with mixed with horrifying things you would never consider
Hobbies
Skiing, cycling, wasting everyone’s time
Greatest Strength
Not enough time left in election cycle for him to build up as much ill will as other candidates
Greatest Challenge
Convincing Trump voters that he has some pretty crazy ideas for America too
Accomplishments As Governor
Went on to run for president of the United States
Former CEO Of Company Named “Cannabis Sativa Inc.”
Christ, yes
Voter Demographic He Is Courting:
Anyone with the emotional wherewithal to read an additional seven to 10 news items about the 2016 election
Supporting Him A Good Way To Round Out Identity For Freshman Year Of College
Sure
Chance Of Being Elected:
Roughly where Donald Trump would be if this were a normal election
