White To Attend Boat Show

BALTIMORE—A white is expected to attend the 11th Annual World Boating Expo here next week. “I’ll be looking at some of the speedboats,” the white said, “but I don’t think I can afford one this year.” The white, Jerry Strickler, 51, a Baltimore-area orthodontist, is slated to arrive at the boat show some time early Saturday and depart later in the day. It is believed he will wear slacks and a tie. “I’m excited to have this white come to the show,” said Bob Elderbrecht, a boat show organizer. “It will be easy to spot him, since he is a white.”