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White Supremacist Founds New KKK Chapter Open To Black, Gay People

A self-described reformed white supremacist in Montana claims to have founded a new Ku Klux Klan chapter called the Rocky Mountain Knights that will promote diversity by accepting Jews, black people, and homosexuals. What do you think?

Mike Litherland • Hotel Towel Changer

“This sort of wishy-washy crap is the reason no one takes the Klan seriously any more.”

Mike Litherland • Hotel Towel Changer

Lorraine Nichols • Brooch Designer

“I guess going on a one-man quest to reform the KKK is still easier than having to get all those tattoos removed.”

Lorraine Nichols • Brooch Designer

Dennis Boyer • Solar Energy Lobbyist

“As the father of a gay son who has been denied knighthood for years, I say this is too little too late.”

Dennis Boyer • Solar Energy Lobbyist




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