A recent speech by Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton criticizing the “alt-right” movement and its support of Republican nominee Donald Trump has shone the national spotlight on the ideologically conservative group. Here’s what you need to know about the “alt-right”:
Beliefs
Why ruin your day by getting into this?
Precursors
Long lineage of conservative philosophers including Hans-Hermann Hoppe, Julius Evola, and “U Mad Bro” 4chan meme
Membership
Over 40,000 individuals currently appealing ban on Wikipedia editor account
Origin
Although generally considered an online movement, the “alt-right” actually has its roots in the evolution of adrenal glands in vertebrates 525 million years ago
Against
Political correctness, immigration, feminism
For
Being against political correctness, immigration, feminism
Notable Achievements
Finally convincing Twitter to take online harassment seriously
History
Movement began in earnest after Ronald Reagan aired his famous “It’s Morning In Cuckmerica” campaign ad in 1984
How It Differs From Traditional Conservatism
Even less diverse
Chief Opponents
Social media sites’ conduct policies
Goals
Members hope to preserve European culture, promote nativism, feel less sad and angry about everything all the time, and oppose political correctness
How Long Will The Movement Last?
As long as there are libtards that need uncucking
