What Grieving Widow Needs Is A Day At The Spa

PACIFIC PALISADES, CA—Now that her husband Harvey has been laid to rest and all the visiting relatives have left, what grieving widow Judith Blauser, 46, really needs is a day at the spa, friend Carrie Thomas reported Tuesday. “Your eyes are so red and puffy from crying… but that’s nothing a few cucumber slices and an apricot facial couldn’t cure,” said Thomas, who attended the Blausers’ wedding eight years ago. “I know that seeing poor Harvey there in the casket reminded me how long it’s been since I treated myself to a full-body seaweed wrap.” Thomas suggested that Blauser fly to Palm Desert for a volcanic sand bath immediately following the reading of the will.