Yesterday, Apple officially released iOS 7, the latest update to its mobile operating system that runs the iPhone and iPad. Here’s what’s new about iOS 7:
One new pixel
Accessible new Control Center window allows flyers to more easily pretend to turn on Airplane Mode before takeoff
More immersive storyline
Cool new ringtone shouts, “Say, friend! Someone seems to be calling you on your sleek new iOS 7 device!”
Lives inside the phone
Comes with Tom Skerritt’s home phone number
Redesign makes the interface simpler and easier to use, although Apple officials have stressed that it does not take an experience people love and make it better
Calendar app includes three new months
Even more phantom vibrations
12 preloaded pictures of hats
Has none of the features iOS 8 will have
It’s got new icons—that’s actually all that’s new, sorry
