Week In Review: October 8, 2023

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October 8, 2023

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Fox News Host Outraged By Viral Video Of Mob Of Thugs Using Coupons To Save Money

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Wyoming Announces It Now Adults Only

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Sex Moves You Should Never Try To Copy From Porn

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Grandma Scammed By Every Piece Of Technology In House

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Report: U.S. Economy Loses $5 Billion Every Year To Americans Rising For National Anthem

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54-Year-Old Facebook User Wins Nobel Prize For Own Extensive Internet Research Into Dangers Of Covid Vaccine

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New ‘Great British Baking Show’ Season Breaks Boundaries With First-Ever Yorkshire Pudding Contestant

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Federal Government Announces They’ve Hidden Briefcase Full Of Slavery Reparations Somewhere In Continental U.S.

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Small Group Of Parents Explains Why They Are Responsible For 60% Of Book Bans

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New App Connects Users Too Tired To Get Out Of Bed With Gig Worker Who Will Turn Off Their Lights

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New Clinic Provides Drug Users With Free Scolding

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Women Explain Why They Want To Have Elon Musk’s Babies

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Ben Simmons Posts Video Of Himself Prepping For Season By Sitting On Bench In A Suit

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Texas Science Class Features Day Where Kids Can Execute Real-Life Inmate

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Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing

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Confusing Haunted Maze Fails To Explain Narratively Why Someone Would Jump Out From Corner Screaming

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House Elects Kevin McCarthy’s 8th-Grade Bully As Speaker

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Members Of Taylor Swift’s Squad Explain What They Think Of Travis Kelce

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