Week In Review: May 28, 2023

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May 28, 2023

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Surgeon General Warns Against Becoming So Lonely You Cry A Little When They Wash Your Hair At Salon

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Michelle Obama Reveals Drone Warfare Played Large Part In Her And Barack’s Psychosexual Relationship

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Entire Company Under The Thumb Of Low-Level Employee Who Stayed Sober At Every Happy Hour

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Could You Pass Police De-escalation Training?

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New Evidence Shows Martin Luther King Never Called Malcolm X A Butterface

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Man Worried He Might Have Mentioned Sorcery Too Many Times During Job Interview

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Houseguest Offended After Host Only Offers Rawhide To Dog

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Every Short Film At Festival About Widowed Father Learning To Braid Daughter’s Hair

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Athletes Respond To LeBron James’ Rumored Retirement

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Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses

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Study Finds

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Man Embarrassed After Taking Bullet Intended For Person Behind Him

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Jared Leto Announces New Skincare Line For Him To Rub On Everyone Himself

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Grandma Asks For Help Looking Up Rule 34 Images

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