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Week In Review: July 2, 2023

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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary

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‘It’s Scary How Much Tech Companies Know About Me,’ Says Man Whose Algorithm Feeds Him Solely Basketball Highlights, Half-Naked Women

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Taylor Swift Asks That Fans Not Attack Her Exes Unless They Can Fully Commit To Finishing The Job

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MrBeast Claims He Narrowly Avoided Death Aboard Space Shuttle Challenger

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Navy Reveals They Knew About Titan Submersible Explosion Right After They Blew It Up

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Wagner Group Chief Confirms He Decided To Attack Russia After Hearing Zelensky Speak At Grammys

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Harmful Psychological Effects Of Pornography Nothing Compared To When Man Masturbates Using Imagination

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Police Warn Of New Scam Of Vulnerable People Being In Need

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Bizarre Airbnb Looks Like Someone Actually Lives There

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New Uber Feature Lets User Remotely Detonate Ride Running Late

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Teenage Boys Explain Why They Love Andrew Tate

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Bird That Can Read Everyone’s Thoughts Welcomed As Keynote Speaker Of Psychedelics Conference

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ChatGPT Required To Notify Users That It On Sex Offender Registry

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Man Reflecting On Where He Went Wrong In Life To Deserve Worst-Looking Chocolate Chip Muffin At Coffee Shop

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Human Rights Organization Accuses Ron DeSantis Of

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