In an effort to ease fear and alleviate boredom, the pornography site CamSoda is offering free webcam sessions to the 3,700 passengers and crew trapped aboard the Diamond Princess, a cruise ship that has been quarantined for nearly a week after 135 guests tested positive for coronavirus. What do you think?
“The onboard entertainment must be pretty bad then, huh?”
Dion Aleman
“Premium pornography is a classic remedy that my family has used for generations.”
Stacy Hill
“Sorry, but as a Christian, I believe that man was only meant to ejaculate on land.”
Roy Luna
