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Wal-Mart To Open On Thanksgiving Evening

The world’s largest retailer, Wal-Mart, announced it would open its U.S. stores at 8 p.m. on Thanksgiving to kick off its annual Black Friday sales. What do you think?

Karla DeBello • Gamekeeper

“Wal-Mart isn’t very classy.”

Karla DeBello • Gamekeeper

Fred Knox • Day Care Center Director

“This is getting crazy. What are they going to do next year: open at

Fred Knox • Day Care Center Director

Nash Fountain • Muffler Installer

“Hey, here’s a hot tip: Online retailers are open all day.”

Nash Fountain • Muffler Installer




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