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Wal-Mart Stocks Christian Toys

Starting next month, Wal-Mart will begin selling the One2believe line of Christian toys and action figures. What do you think?

Gary Phillips • Lecturer

“Kids don’t need fancy Christian toys. Nothing beats the wholesomeness of a paper airplane made from a page of the Bible.”

Gary Phillips • Lecturer

Ashley Patrovic • Sausage Maker

“Great, now my kid won’t stop bugging me until I get him all 4 million pieces of the Noah’s Ark action play set.”

Ashley Patrovic • Sausage Maker

Lisa Jacobsen • Key Maker

“Looks like they’ve finally found a way to get American Christians to shop at Wal-Mart.”

Lisa Jacobsen • Key Maker




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