Waiting-Room Copy Of People Brings Area Man Up To Speed On Paris Hilton

TULSA, OK—While waiting to see dermatologist Rawson Meyers, Randy Slocum was “brought up to speed” on the life of Paris Hilton by an Aug. 9 issue of People magazine Monday. “I never quite knew what Paris Hilton did, besides get some home-sex tape put on the Internet,” Slocum said during the 18 minutes he spent waiting to have a benign mole removed. “Well, it turns out she wrapped up a second season of The Simple Life, this TV show she does with Lionel Richie’s daughter. And she was dating some guy named Nick Carter, but they broke up.” An article about Jessica Simpson also cleared up Slocum’s previous assumption that Hilton starred in the MTV reality show Newlyweds.