Visible Panty Line Discussed Like It's Cancer

ABILENE, TX—During a trip to the mall Monday, Melissa Gilham and Tiffany Cornell discussed a fellow mall patron’s visible panty line as if it were cancer. “Oh my God, look at that,” a deeply shaken Gilham told Cornell outside Suncoast Video, where the panty line was first sighted. “Somebody really needs to sit her down and have a talk about that. Doesn’t she have any friends?” Added Cornell: “Maybe we could chip in and buy her a thong.” The pair’s horror deepened when they faintly made out the panties’ flower print through the woman’s white pants.