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Velma Confirmed As Lesbian In New ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film After Years Of Ambiguity

A new Scooby-Doo Halloween special will be depicting Velma as a lesbian on screen, putting to rest decades of speculation about the beloved character’s sexuality, in the first definitive portrayal of her as queer in the popular cartoon franchise. What do you think?

Rickie Moede, Combine Driver

“My private fan-fiction confirmed this years ago.”

Rickie Moede, Combine Driver

Jacinto Linscott, Systems Analyst

“I thought they revealed the identity of the lesbian at the end of every episode.”

Jacinto Linscott, Systems Analyst

Hanna Schrum, Smokehouse Worker

“What about the Ghost of Captain Cutler? What’s his deal?”

Hanna Schrum, Smokehouse Worker




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