Track and Field, 100m and 200m —Jamaica
Strength: Incredibly long legs allow him to finish the 100-meter dash in just four strides
World Records Held: All the good ones
Weakness: Amazingly fast up to 400 meters, but any farther than that he gets nauseous and starts vomiting
Shoes: Got his one pair all covered in sand, but is planning to get new ones at the Olympics
Favorite Showboat Maneuver: Sawing own legs off during final 10 meters