Secretary of the Treasury Jack Lew recently announced a series of significant changes to U.S. currency. Here are some of the more notable alterations on the horizon:
$50 bill to feature blinking Ulysses S. Grant
Portentous images of the attacks on the World Trade Center hidden on the $20 bill to be hidden more carefully this time
Word “Dollars” officially changed to “Smackeroos” on all bills
New flavors include Radical Ranch, Sweet Heat, and Baja Burst
Approval to produce a $2.07 bill in keeping with inflation of bodega pizza slice
$5 bills way easier to counterfeit
One more attempt to shove a dollar coin down our throats
Current level of U.S. national debt revealed when bills held under ultraviolet light
