Now that a suspect has finally been named in the 2002 killing of Jam Master Jay, police have turned their attention to other unsolved hip-hop crimes. Here are some that are currently under investigation.
Theft of Ludacris’ Jet Ski in 2004
The death of Big Pun, caused by unknown fast food chain or chains
Notorious incident at Diddy’s 2004 White Party when an unidentified vandal purposely brought extra-saucy ribs that completely ruined the ivory tableau
Unsolved disappearance of the third Fugee
Two hundred million dollars that fell out of Jay-Z’s pocket during a Nets game is, at press time, unreturned
Continued refusal of Kool Keith’s estranged super-galactic lover to abide by the restraining order against her
Numerous members of the Chamillitary are AWOL and subject to court-martial
Two masked assailants shot Bushwick Bill on the operating table while he was being treated for an earlier shooting
The continual disappearance of 50 Cent’s newspaper from the stoop of his $4.1 million Connecticut mansion
