Uncle Strikes Out Hard With Book Gift

WELLS, NV—According to Lynford family sources, Uncle Jack took a swing at giving Kyle a book for his birthday on Wednesday and struck out hard. “Man oh man, Uncle Jack totally whiffed it on that one,” Kyle’s brother Jason said of the humiliating gift attempt, in which the 48-year-old bit it big time with his present of Lost And Philosophy: The Island Has Its Reasons, a 2007 book of essays exploring the themes of the ABC series Lost through a philosophical lens. “Hey, the big man took a risk, doubled down, and went bust. What are you gonna do?” Sources confirmed that Uncle Mark totally knocked it out of the park with a gift card to Best Buy.