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Unabomber Property Down In Price

A 1.4-acre plot of land in Montana where Theodore “The Unabomber” Kaczynski lived is up for sale, its price recently lowered to $69,500. What do you think?

Kylie Laskin • Systems Analyst

“That would be the perfect place to park my Kevorkian van.”

Kylie Laskin • Systems Analyst

Nick Young • Coal Hauler

“Boy, that’s rough. I hope he saved up some of that money he made from Unabombing people.”

Nick Young • Coal Hauler

Whit Feeny • Unemployed

“That’s okay. I’ve got my eye on a nice piece of land with four viable exits and clear sight lines to the Pennsylvania Capitol Building.”

Whit Feeny • Unemployed