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Uday And Qusay On Display

Last week, the U.S. military defended its decision to place the bodies of Saddam Hussein’s sons on display. What do you think?

Patrick Herron • Computer Specialist

“I can think of no better way to win opposing Iraqi hearts and minds than by showing them some opposing Iraqis’ actual hearts and minds.”

Patrick Herron • Computer Specialist

Darcie Windham • Activity Director

So, we’ve got Uday and Qusay. Now, how about the eapons-way of ass-may estruction-day?

Darcie Windham • Activity Director

Juan Russ • Station Engineer

“Now the Iraqis will love us, like they were supposed to in the first place.”

Juan Russ • Station Engineer

Marty Felder • Bus Driver

“My heart goes out to Saddam. I can’t imagine what it’s like to lose even one, much less two evil henchmen.”

Marty Felder • Bus Driver

Terrance Fleck • Histopathologist

“Raise the heads on gilded poles! Roast the fatted calf! We need a rousing song—summon Toby Keith!”

Terrance Fleck • Histopathologist

Alisa Overstreet • Systems Analyst

“Super. Now, let’s show those bodies to the economy and our problems are over.”

Alisa Overstreet • Systems Analyst




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