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Uber Placing ‘Bop It’ In Cars To Deter Assault

In an effort to curb the rise in assaults on drivers by intoxicated passengers, Uber is testing whether placing Bop It games in their cars will calm belligerent riders by giving them an outlet for their frustration. What do you think?

Keith Carroll • Gumbo Fermenter

“But will winning a game of ’Bop It’ make me feel like more of a man?”

Keith Carroll • Gumbo Fermenter

Brenda Hayvitch • Rhetoric Analyst

“I don’t understand why people can’t just be responsible and bring their own ’Bop It’ when they go out drinking.”

Brenda Hayvitch • Rhetoric Analyst

Lance Fogel • Necktie Steamer

“If I can’t bash someone’s face in, then what the hell are my nine dollars going toward?”

Lance Fogel • Necktie Steamer




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