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U.S. Wins Women’s World Cup

The United States took home the FIFA Women’s World Cup trophy Sunday night in Vancouver after a decisive 5-2 victory over Japan, making history as the first team to win the title three times. What do you think?

Betsy Degraw • Aerosol Tester

“Good hustle, everyone!”

Betsy Degraw • Aerosol Tester

Daniel Morund • Hatchery Operator

“I always hoped that one day I’d be able to ignore such an historic achievement.”

Daniel Morund • Hatchery Operator

Riley Piretto • Event Security

“Great, another unrealistic expectation set for our nation’s daughters.”

Riley Piretto • Event Security




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