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Trump Takes First Diplomatic Trip

President Donald Trump leaves today for an eight-day diplomatic trip to the Middle East and Europe, his first since entering office. What do you think?

Brittany Flynn • Wristband Checker

“I think we all deserve some time away from America right now.”

Brittany Flynn • Wristband Checker

Brendan Hagerty • Disgraced Pastor

“It’ll be good for him to come back in a week and see all these unsolvable problems with fresh eyes.”

Brendan Hagerty • Disgraced Pastor

Stan Siebers • Navy Dentist

“He’s going to fuck this up somehow, isn’t he?”

Stan Siebers • Navy Dentist




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