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Trump’s Criminal Trial In Manhattan Begins

Donald Trump began his trial in Manhattan this week in the case regarding his hush money payments to cover up his affair with porn star Stormy Daniels, marking the first time a former American president has faced a criminal trial. What do you think?

Jim Bevel, Paramedic

“Can we go one day without our republic being tested?”

Jim Bevel, Paramedic

Lester Farooq, Anxiety Specialist

“What better way to connect with voters than through a jury pool?”

Lester Farooq, Anxiety Specialist

Ella Tamas Palate Cleaner

“I feel like the ‘hush money’ didn’t do its job here.”

Ella Tamas Palate Cleaner




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