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Trump Installs Room-Sized Golf Simulator In White House

Using personal funds, President Trump installed a $50,000 room-sized golf simulator in the White House as an upgrade of the version used by President Obama, allowing him to play virtual rounds at courses across the globe. What do you think?

Woodrow Alfaro • Aquarium Designer

“I just worry he’s not out mak

Woodrow Alfaro • Aquarium Designer

Keeleigh Cochran • Protractor Salesman

“I’m impressed he was able to find a way to work even more golf into his schedule.”

Keeleigh Cochran • Protractor Salesman

Eric Berg • Relish Bottler

“This seals it. He’ll be remembered as the president who most loved golf.”

Eric Berg • Relish Bottler




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