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Trump Advisors Say Americans Will Get Second $1,200 Stimulus Check

Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and White House advisor Larry Kudlow both asserted this weekend that the next round of coronavirus relief legislation will include another $1,200 check for Americans making less than $75,000 a year. What do you think?

Austen Lange

“I wish I’d known

Austen Lange

Cora Amaral

“Sorry one-percenters, looks like it’s us poor people who are rolling in the dough now!”

Cora Amaral

Harlon Pritz

“I’ve never been so grateful to work in an industry that pays so poorly.”

Harlon Pritz




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