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New Strain Of Jet Lag Devastates Airline Industry
New Strain Of Jet Lag Devastates Airline Industry
Dept. Of Transportation Discontinues ’Bridge Out 8 Feet Ahead’ Sign
Dept. Of Transportation Discontinues ’Bridge Out 8 Feet Ahead’ Sign
Fat Roommate Travels All The Way To Tennessee Just To Fuck Some Girl
Fat Roommate Travels All The Way To Tennessee Just To Fuck Some Girl
Baggage-Handling Mix-Up Sends Dirty Bomb To St. Louis
Baggage-Handling Mix-Up Sends Dirty Bomb To St. Louis
DOT Creates New Lane For Reckless Drivers
DOT Creates New Lane For Reckless Drivers
Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight
Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight
Nation’s Crumbling Infrastructure Probably Some Sort Of Metaphor
Nation’s Crumbling Infrastructure Probably Some Sort Of Metaphor
Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus
Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus
Report: 98 Percent Of U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others
Report: 98 Percent Of U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others
Woman Seems Too Hot To Be Riding Bus
Woman Seems Too Hot To Be Riding Bus

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