With eight confirmed cases of the highly fatal Ebola virus in the U.S. and revelations that health care workers potentially exposed to it have traveled on passenger flights and cruise ships, fears that the disease will spread across the country have grown. Here is an up-to-date map that can help you track the proliferation of Ebola across the United States:
Location where faith in the U.S. health system’s preparedness passed away on Oct. 8
CDC headquarters: Researchers working around the clock on an experimental press statement
Official CDC quarantine zone
Airspace that plane carrying Ebola-infected nurse traveled cordoned off up to 38,000 feet
Future location of Incineration Pit 17B
Man lying about his travel history to get past customs screening
Ebola czar Ron Klain carefully loading single bullet into revolver
Mechanics working nonstop to tune up CDC’s corpse bulldozers
Byram, MS: Ebola virion chased out of town by angry mob
Just enough Ebola serum for Sheldon Adelson, Richard Branson, Koch brothers, and their respective families
Severely symptomatic man who thankfully only has highly fatal yellow fever
Taylor Allderdice High School: Hasn’t been cancelled yet or anything. Sucks.
Newspaper with headline “Ebola Outbreak Hits America!” being blown along vacant Manhattan streets
Site that will be referred to by the roving post-epidemic tribes as “the darkness lands”
CEO of hazmat suit manufacturer Lakeland Industries going to sleep with huge smile on his face
1,000 more men, women, and children diagnosed with Ebola in West Africa (not pictured)
