EDGAR, NE—Residents of the small town of Edgar have yet to come up with a fitting name for the tiny village’s most highly trafficked street, a two-lane, tree-lined roadway running through the main downtown area.
“At first we wanted to call it Preeminent Avenue or Primary Lane, or maybe even Boulevard Prime,” said local businessman Peter Gallows, who added that the street is the one he mainly uses when driving through town. “It’s really important that we name this soon, being that it’s the main street around and all.”
Edgar mayor Tom Kaisel said he hopes to resolve the problem before mid-October, when the town holds its as-yet-unnamed annual German-themed festival, informally known as “Oktobeparty.”
