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Town Fines For Public Cursing

The town of Middleborough, MA voted to impose a $20 fine on anyone using obscene language in public. What do you think?

Albert Lehman • Marquetry Worker

“Like I’ve always said: Someday, only the rich will swear.”

Albert Lehman • Marquetry Worker

Raul Gillette • Granulator Tender

“Why not just install some giant bleep machines all around town that go off really loudly anytime someone curses?”

Raul Gillette • Granulator Tender

Monica Daskawisz • Unemployed

“Good thing I’ve been working on my obscene pantomimes.”

Monica Daskawisz • Unemployed




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