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Topeka Decriminalizes Domestic Violence

Following a dispute between city and county officials over who should pay to prosecute offenders, the Topeka City Council voted to decriminalize misdemeanor domestic violence. What do you think?

Carrie Lemos • Systems Analyst

“I can’t afford to bail him out again, so I guess my asshole husband and I are moving to Kansas.”

Carrie Lemos • Systems Analyst

Kevin Salerno • Sewage-Disposal Worker

“This wouldn’t even be a problem if they had just criminalized back talk.”

Kevin Salerno • Sewage-Disposal Worker

Mark Southerland • Data Assembler

“But it being illegal was the most fun part about beating my wife.”

Mark Southerland • Data Assembler




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