As the 2014 wedding season gets underway this month, thousands of couples across the country are preparing to tie the knot in memorable and carefully customized ceremonies. Here are the most popular trends you can expect to see at weddings this summer:
Bride walked down aisle by Bill Paxton
Incorporating elements of nature into decor, such as twigs, rustic tree stumps, and enraged buffalo
Flower girls leashed
Destination weddings at courthouses in neighboring counties
Groomsmen in identical gorilla masks
Complimentary peanuts with shells you can just toss on floor
Vintage bullshit
Piling raw meat on center of dance floor and sounding a siren to signal feeding time
Table number written on back of live scorpion
Reception held in working foundry
Uncle Gary staring at bridesmaid’s ass
