Some people say The Onion may have too much integrity for the Pulitzer Board to award it a prize. What do you think?
“Whoa, hold on, that is grossly inaccurate!
Paula Danky • Systems Analyst
“True, but
Danny Hinzo • Hair Stylist
“Probably. Integrity is like beauty: too little and nobody will look at you, too much and everybody wants to fuck you.”
Lou Smallwood • Water Tender
